Monday, March 19, 2007

Advice to Team India

Everyone is doing it. So why should I remain behind?? Here Goes.

Virender Sehwag:
We like the swing of the bat.... but the ball has to reciprocate the swing of the bat... not carry on its own swing, and crash into stumps from the bat

Sourav Ganguly:
Remember just one thing... you led India to the world cup final. And also, the fact that you are wearing pads, chest guard, helmet, shin guard, even an Al-guard. And that stepping out of crease and hitting the ball for a six are not independent activities... you have to do the latter in order to make the former worthwhile. And also, dude... they don't call you dada for nothing.

Uthappa, Munaf and Kaarthik:
Enjoy the world cup. What else to tell you... your teammmates will tell you the rest. If they understand, that is.

Rahul Dravid:
Go out there on the pitch with your bags and baggage. If needed, sleep there. You are the wall. You are the spine of India. You need to stay on the Pitch. Jammy needs to lick each and every bowler out there.

Sachin Tendulkar:
You are the master. You are the blaster. Just keep urself up. There will be lesser mortals around you and you just have to live with them. Also, you have to make learn why there can be only one Sachin.

Yuvraj Singh:
Remember your name. Remember the 84 run debut. Remember the 325 Natwest chase. Remember the match winning half centuries. Challenge the impossibilities like you have always done. Just remember to be more careful while playing KhoKho next time. Glittering catches will take care of themselves.

Mahendra Singh Dhoni:
Survey the area around the stadium. Suevey all the stands. That is where you will dispatch the balls, and we do not want to lose precious moments by letting hapless opposition fielders search for the balls. And yes, your mane rocks. So do your shots. And before I forget, i think you also keep for India na? Keep it up.

Ajit Agarkar:
It doesn't matter whether you bowl in death or opening. Just bowl wicket to wicket. Wicket is a set of three wooden staffs, parallel to the ground on either side of the pitch, in a plane perpendicular to the ground. Usually it is concealed behind the batsman. By batsman, I mean the one who is taking strike. Non strikers / runners are not considered to be in front of the wickets.

Zaheer Khan:
Trapping Sourav Ganguly in County and Ranji is not enough. You need to trap Gilchrist, Gibbs, Lara, and so on. That includes players from Bangladesh and Bermuda.

Harbhjan Singh:
Bhajji, Shane Warne bowled the ball of the century.
Bhajji, Shane Warne bowled the ball of the century.
Bhajji, Shane Warne bowled the ball of the century.
Bhajji, Shane Warne bowled the ball of the century.
Bhajji, Shane Warne bowled the ball of the century.
Bhajji, Shane Warne bowled the ball of the century.
Bhajji, You are playing instead of Kumble.....




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